” One Man Coming In Bar.
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir “
” Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here “
” Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll. “
” If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate! “
” Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!! “
” U are a BITCH
r u smiling now?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH “
” In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion! “
” The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:) “
” Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there! “
Latest best funny english text messages sms
” One Sardar love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter.
He writes,”I Love you Sister “
” I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.”
” if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….
Dharam Bhai Means Not “Real Brother”
Dharam Pita Means Not “Real Father”
Dharam Behen Means Not “Real Sister
Then Why Dharam Patni Means “Real Wife? “